Born and raised in poverty, this young man grew up in a
household composed predominantly of Russian males.
During a relocation Brandon was seperated from his
family and found himself lost in the mountainous region
of Moscow. Carefully he quickly became a scholar in the
ways of the land. He began farming Sea Monkeys but
soon grew sick of such a pointless existance. Gathering
all the wood he could, he built a raft and sailed across
the Pacific Ocean. On this voyage he found a new
interest in writing false stories about himself and
others, such as this. As he reached the shores of
California, he was abducted by a group of midgets who
forced him into living a life as a pirate. Then he
started Blink 182.
Real name: Brandon Peck
Age: 17
Interests: Midget porn, emo, drama, pooping, and pretty
music.
Musical Influences: the Boils, Saves the Day, Lifetime,
Little Richard, Darkest Hour, Refused, the Get Up Kids,
and Christina Aguilera.
