When one meets Jason, he comes across as a very nice boy,
despite the body odor. Do not be fooled. This young man
hates everyone.
It all started back in 1983 when he was born. He was raised
on the Mexican farm in Salt Lake City, Utah. Eventually
, he grew to dislike his Morman lifestyle and fled to
the woods. As his new life began he was taken in by a
pack of wolves. They raised him as if he were one
of their own.
On one uneventful day, a family venturing through
the Appalachian mountains came across this
uncivilized boy. They took him back to their home in
Warrenton, Virginia and loved him like he was one of
their own children. His mother got him all the clothes
he needed while his father taught him how to fight.
Eventually he met a boy named Brandon, and began his
aspirations of making music. The rest is only history.
Real name: Jason Goldman
Age: 17
Interests: Long walks in the park, denial of body odor,
music, tattoos, and kiddie porn.
Musical influences: The Casualties, Britney Spears, Violent Society, the Boils, Tiny Tim, the Virus, Crass.
